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Drop evidence
Give us one photo of the room. No forms, no measurements, no mercy.
Brutal honesty, room-safe
We roast rooms.You share.
Upload one photo. Get a near-unfiltered AI verdict that is weirdly accurate, safe enough for the group chat, and impossible not to screenshot.
One photo. Instant verdict. No design vocabulary required.
Roast satelliteOnline
Target acquired01 / 01
Verdict incoming
Your room. Our orbit.
Live sample
“That lamp is fighting for its life. The rest of the room already lost.”
The mission
Three moves. One unforgettable verdict.
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Receive the roast
Our AI clocks the awkward layout, lonely lighting, and suspicious decor choices with alarming precision.
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Launch it
Grab the polished share card, post it, and nominate the next room for impact.
Share card preview
Space Roast // verdict
“This is not a living room. It is a waiting room for furniture that never arrives.”
Roast level
Built for the group chat
The roast is the marketing.
No generic result page. Every roast lands as a graphic verdict made to screenshot, repost, and use as evidence against your friends.
- Specific jokes pulled from the photo
- A visual verdict card, ready in seconds
- A direct dare for the next bad room
After impact
Laugh first. Fix it next.
When the joke lands a little too close to home, unlock a deeper teardown for the practical route out of decor purgatory.
Full Teardown
The honest aftermath.
Unlock deeper fixes
A detailed critique that turns the roast into focused next moves for lighting, layout, decor, and the visual chaos you are finally ready to address.
Expanded, room-specific critique
The biggest visual offenders, ranked
Lighting, layout, and decor priorities
Practical fix ideas after the joke lands
A clean verdict card built to share
No recurring subscription
Mission briefing
Reasonable questions. Unreasonable rooms.
Your room. Our orbit.
Give the group chat what it wants.
Submit one room photo. Get the verdict. Share the damage. Then decide whether the Full Teardown is too accurate to ignore.
Roast my room